Tabs: “Don’t you do it. Don’t cry.” Me: *sniffs* “But what if this is our last picture shoot together?” ADVERTISEMENT Tabs: “Then you should most likely wear Chanel. It’s the right thing to do.” Me: “I’m truly trying not to cry but…” Tabs: “No buts, lady. believe about all of the pics we’ve taken together over the years. exactly how many have there been? Thousands? Tens of thousands? believe about exactly how lucky we’ve — no, exactly how lucky you’ve been to have me in all those pics, because, rather frankly, your poses are hella boring. You’re type of a...